Tiny Derp Pumpkin

🎃 Eternity Labs Presents: The Derpy Pumpkin 🎃 Behold: the pumpkin that looks like it missed geometry class and enrolled in improv instead. One eye wider than the other. A smile that leans off to the side like it’s hiding a secret. That’s our new Derpy Pumpkin—perfectly wonky, unsettlingly charming, and ideal for lulling onlookers into a dangerous state of complacency. Features you’ll love (or underestimate):– Asymmetrical, hilarious face that somehow reads as both adorable and suspicious.– Palm-sized and quick to print for mass deployment of mild unease.– Great as a desk mascot, seasonal prop, or decoy for anyone who approaches with too much confidence. Use cases:– Place it on a shelf to quietly undermine guests’ sense of safety.– Hand it to a friend and watch them try to figure out why they feel watched.– Perfect for Halloween displays, science-class theatrics, or gentle psychological experiments (purely hypothetical, of course).